Be Hugh Hefner
I could absolutely be surrounded by hot chicks all day and make tons of money off of their daddy issues.
Fear not citizens of Gotham! There's a new Batman in town and she's got awesome boobs to distract the enemy with!
Headmaster of Hogwarts
I could rock being one of the most powerful wizards in the world. The series would have been much shorter if I was though, because I probably would have turned Harry into a toad for never following the rules.
I'm not very good at singing, but I could rock the whole charming the pants off of Prince Charming thing. I've even already got the animal buddies, now I just need to teach them how to clean.
I'm not a strong swimmer and I get sea sick, but I could so plunder that booty.
Drug Tester/Drug Dealer
"Oh, I see you tested positive for black tar heroin, ya know, I can beat your dealers prices."
Olympic Gold Medalist
In what event you ask? BEING SEXY.
The President of the United States
You get to lie, take vacations, and hang out with celebrities?! SIGN ME UP.
The Doctors Companion
I'm not very good at running but who cares? I'm awesome and The Doctor would LOVE me.
Chris Hemsworth's Towel
I don't even need to explain this one do I?